tweets of the past days:

Rumour has it Sam Smith will do the Bond 24 opening credits song thing yassssss #Bond24

It’s always fun seeing people you know on grindr

Wasn’t Kanye meant to have an album out this year?

“they say they never really miss you till you dead or you gone, so on that note I’m leaving after this song”

Don’t know how to feel about some Youtubers at the moment

It’s like I really like your videos, but are you so hungry for money you need to put somebody else’s music on a CD for some cash

I’M HERE TO DRAG PEOPLE’S DREAMS THROUGH THE MUD, SO I CAN FULFILL MINE

so we haven’t moved on from Nash Griers yet?

I have to work in two hours which is cool, cause I love being around people. It’s so much fun.

People will always be asking me questions and it’s like can you not

I’ve already decided to dedicate a chapter of my auto-biography to my current work place. So many feels.

It’s like is this your first time ever shopping. You’re like 30. You should know where the eggs are. And if you don’t there is a giant sign telling you.

Just waiting on life to begin

What does being a mother have to do with Kim’s picture

Wow, Please Like Me moves to ABC, instead of ABC2. Gotten over the gay thing and realised it would do better on your main channel?

Is very much down for Spiderman and the X-Men. Now waiting on a release date.

TAYLOR SWIFT ON THE COVER OF TIME FUCKING MAGAZINE

Can we all just take a second to realise that Dan was Gossip Girl. Who thought that would be a good idea?